Bob Richmond would like to sell you a great insurance package, protecting you and your whole family against fire, theft, and storm damage. He also has fantasies, which he doesn't talk about much. We figured it out. It wasn't too tough. "My wife doesn't know about this," he said nervously...."...but sometimes at the gym I just want to rip my clothes off, get down on my knees, and suck all these muscle guys' dicks for a few hours...and get MINE sucked, too!" We were sympathetic, and offered him the next best thing. A chance to show off all the muscle he's "secretly" built for the last 12 years. "Don't tell anybody about this, " he begged. We won't, we promised.